Smart and Fun Reading for Kids - 7/13/10

Secret Messages fun and education for children

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Word Search Puzzle

Topic:  REPTILES




















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Help the bear to find the honey

Smart and Fun Reading for Kids - 7/12/10

Jokes  fun and education for children
1. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one

2. The three stages of life:
1) You believe in Santa Claus
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus
3) You are Santa Claus

3. Man goes to the doctor and says doctor, I can't stop my hands from shaking!
Doctor replies Do you drink much?
Man says No, I spill most of it!

4. It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!

5. What has a hundred legs but can't walk?Fifty pairs of pants.

Poem

My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV

My pig won't let me watch TV.
It's totally unfair.
He watches anything he wants
but doesn't ever share.

I never get to watch cartoons
or anything like that.
He's busy watching farming shows.
I should have got a cat.

I should have got a goldfish
or a guinea pig or goat.
Instead, I've got this pig
who's always hogging the remote.

Pets Word Scramble
Look at each pet picture, unscramble the
letters and write the word on the line.

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Smart and Fun Reading for Kids - 7/9/10

Read and have fun... fun and education for children

RIDDLES 1. If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
2. The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
3. What does no man want, yet no man wants to lose?
4. What goes up and never comes down?
5. What two keys can't open any doors?
* I'll give you the solutions next week

TONGUE TWISTERS 1. A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.
2. If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

3. Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya.
4. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,
BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,
ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

POEM:

My Dog Fred

I have a dog.
His name is Fred.
He won't play fetch.
He won't play dead.

He won't shake hands
or sit or stay
or bark or beg
or run and play.

He won't roll over,
shake or crawl.
In fact, he won't
do tricks at all.

When folks ask why
I tell them that's
because my dog
was raised by cats.